So, I haven’t been posting for a bit. I haven’t stopped watching horror movies, I’ve just been really too lazy to review them. Time to get back into the swing of things.
I’m sure others could feel different, but I felt as though most of this film was about karma and what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn’t belong. The protagonists Jenny and Steve, are your typical, white young couple. Steve decides to take Jenny away for a weekend at a secluded spot in the country. As they arrive, Steve repeatedly comments that the place has changed since he was last there. Instead of a nice place in the country, it is now Hickville. When the arrive at their destination, they discover it has been blocked off. Steve, ignores all posted signs and drives around the fence intended to keep them out.
This annoyed me on so many levels. Their elitism made both characters seem less sympathetic and so, I honestly didn’t feel for any of their situations. At one point. Steve enters the house of one of the boys harassing them and is almost busted by their father. His complete disregard for their right to privacy and the fact that he only cares about his rights, made me not even care, when he’s captured.
What I loved the most about this film was the ending. Most of the time, as an audience member, we are all cheering for the protagonist to make it, to survive the slasher. In this case, we don’t hold our breath. Eventually however, Jenny does make it out of the woods, and stumbles upon a party. She is home free right? Karma is often times sneakier than one might expect.
Three out of Five Stars
I saw this trailer before another movie I rented from Redbox. Imagine my glee, when it showed up to be rented this week. I instantly reserved it, and then forgot to pick it up. Bummer. Lucky for me, I was able to find it again, only by driving a few miles out of my way.
I unfortunately was underwhelmed by this flick. I thought it was quite promising, as foreign horror movies tend to deliver in on the spook factor. I spent most of the movie feeling as though I missed something. I couldn’t tell if the subtitles were off, but I the beginning exposition was surprisingly lacking. What exactly was the ghost doing? Was Becker a guardian of the underworld? In order to make it through this film, you had to make a lot of assumptions, which over time, just proved annoying. You keep just waiting for something to happen. For a while, the most interesting thing is the death of a cat. After I finished watching and headed back to IMDB, I was able to determine it was a remake and that the original was far more interesting according to commenters. I plan to watch and review and see how it stacks up but for now,
Two out of Five Stars
I do believe I need to do a bit more research on my films before I add them to the list. Cronias was a film I added to my queue quite some time ago and never got around to watching. When I began this challenge, I kept it, because it fell into the category of Psychological Thriller, per Netflix. Unfortunately, they were only half right. This is a crime drama, that attempts to screw with your head. I knew the film was not going where I wanted it to go about thirty minutes in. I decided to stick through it, after finding a promising review on IMDB, that promised a good ending. Though I lamented having to wait until the end for the pay off, I was assured by this films high rating. Though it was extremely disturbing, I think I was expecting too much in terms of horror. A good film, sickening once you realize what is going on, but not a horror movie.
Five out of Five Stars
The Guest was released in my area, but it was quite limited (Chicago only) and it only played for a week. I heard such good things about this film, that I almost made the trek into Chicago to see it. Unfortunately, life got in the way and after spending hours hunting for it, I figured that I’d just missed my chance and would have to wait for Netflix to pick it up. Well Redbox to the rescue! As soon as I found it at my local kiosk I raced to pick it up. Just as was the case with Cronicas, I’d gotten it into my head that this was a horror movie. It too falls in the Thriller category. I think I am just used to so many films being mislabeled and being more Horror than Thriller, I just assumed. I loved this film. I still wish I’d seen it in a theater, because there were moments, I am quite sure were meant to be funny, that would have been better enjoyed with a wider audience. Overall a good film, but I would have liked to have known more about David’s character. Why were they experimenting on him. Were they experimenting on the Peterson’s other son too?
Four out of Five Stars
Edited to Add: It turns out Cronicas was not a part of the list. Still worth a peek though.
I’ve seen this film at my Redbox more than a few times. Given than it starred Mischa Barton, I ignored it. I knew she hadn’t done anything reputable lately, so I fully expected it to be trash. However, hunting through Netflix on a Saturday night, I didn’t expect it to be recommended for me, so I thought I’d give it ago.
Apartment 1303 is actually a better horror movie than I expected. Granted the acting can be stilted at times, but the plot line takes a twist on an an usual haunted house story. Mischa Barton actually does a good job as as sister hunting for the truth. I was surprised at how low the ranking was on IMDB, I think it is honestly because people expect more from her and Rebecca De Mornay. Still a really good performance.
Three out of Five Stars
Poisoned by grains contaminated with steroids, blood thirsty rats, terrorize a city. Not afraid to go most places, today’s horror movies are, such as killing children, it was fun to see how far horror films have changed. I saw this film as a movie night with a friend. Not actually scary, but adorable once you realize (or are told as in my case) that the rats in the film are actually dachshunds dressed up like rats. Funny in some parts, hilarous in others, it is definitely a good way to pass a Friday night.
Three out of Five Stars.
This film was not on my list, but I found it Netflix and thought it would be a good watch. I’ve seen Grave Encounters, and thought maybe it was following along a similar vein. Unfortunately it was, but does not pay proper homage to the film at all. Basically, three 20 somethings decide to wander around an abandoned mental asylum, looking for Billy Lasher, a former inmate. It is a found foottage film and the camera work is shaky. There are no scares with this film, except the momentary missed heart beat when one of the characters becomes scared and screams for a few minutes. There are a few bizarre twists and turns, and just when you think it should be over, it continues. I became disinterested after about 30 minutes and started to paint my nails. Avoid this film, unless you are looking for background nose.
One out of Five Stars.